oytvoyp — Never Down For Long*

*except when we are

oytvoyp Outage Counter

Days Since Last Outage:

0

WHOOPSIE!

Server Locations

INAP - NYC Dumpster Fire

Dumpster Fire

LAS - Las Vegas Dumpster Fire

Dumpster Fire

GRR - Grand Rapids, MI Dumpster Fire

Dumpster Fire

ATL - Atlanta Dumpster Fire

Dumpster Fire

MIA - Miami Dumpster Fire

Dumpster Fire

PHX - Phoenix Dumpster Fire

Dumpster Fire

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

All Systems Nominal*

* Accuracy not guaranteed.

Recent Status Updates

[12:45 PM] Investigating.
[1:03 PM] Still investigating.
[2:17 PM] We think it's your firewall.
[3:22 PM] Could not replicate issue.
[4:10 PM] Escalated to Level 9000 Support.
[5:47 PM] Resolved (probably).

Support Ticket Tracker

[#404] Escalated to Astral Plane

Not Our Fault™ Statement Generator

"After a thorough 47-minute investigation, we identified the issue — which was totally not our problem."

— Official OYTVOYP Communication Team

Partner Update Timeline – AKA: How We Found Out

7:00 AM ET: Clients go down
8:45 AM ET: Called support. No ticket created.
11:45 AM ET: Called again. Same story. Still no ticket.
1:30 PM ET: Found a Discord server with actual info 🤷‍♂️
2:00 PM ET: Clients still crying
2:47 PM ET: Resolution (in a 47-minute dream)

Thank You Discord for the Real Status Page