oytvoyp — Never Down For Long*
*except when we are
oytvoyp Outage Counter
Days Since Last Outage:
0
WHOOPSIE!
Server Locations
INAP - NYC 
LAS - Las Vegas

GRR - Grand Rapids, MI

ATL - Atlanta

MIA - Miami

PHX - Phoenix

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
All Systems Nominal*
Recent Status Updates
- [12:45 PM] Investigating.
- [1:03 PM] Still investigating.
- [2:17 PM] We think it's your firewall.
- [3:22 PM] Could not replicate issue.
- [4:10 PM] Escalated to Level 9000 Support.
- [5:47 PM] Resolved (probably).
Support Ticket Tracker
[#404] Escalated to Astral Plane
Not Our Fault™ Statement Generator
"After a thorough 47-minute investigation, we identified the issue — which was totally not our problem."
— Official OYTVOYP Communication Team
Partner Update Timeline – AKA: How We Found Out
- 7:00 AM ET: Clients go down
- 8:45 AM ET: Called support. No ticket created.
- 11:45 AM ET: Called again. Same story. Still no ticket.
- 1:30 PM ET: Found a Discord server with actual info 🤷♂️
- 2:00 PM ET: Clients still crying
- 2:47 PM ET: Resolution (in a 47-minute dream)
Thank You Discord for the Real Status Page